Put a Cork in it!

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A radio station was running a competition: words that aren’t in the dictionary, yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The Prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: 96FM here, what’s your name?

Caller: Hi, me name’s Dave.

DJ: Hello, Dave. What’s your word?

Dave: Goan… spellt G-O-A-N, pronounced go-an.

DJ: …You’re correct, Dave! Goan is not in the dictionary! Now, for a trip to Bali: what sentence could you use that word in that would make sense.

Dave: Goan F*CK yourself!

The DJ cut the caller short, and took other calls, which all were unsuccessfull, until:

DJ: 96FM here, What’s your name?

Caller: Hi, me name’s Jeff.

DJ: Jeff, what’s your word?\

Jeff: Smee…spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ’smee’.

DJ: …you’re correct, Jeff, ’smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?

Jeff: Smee again! Goan F*CK yourself!!

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