Put a Cork in it!
A radio station was running a competition: words that aren’t in the dictionary, yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The Prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: 96FM here, what’s your name?
Caller: Hi, me name’s Dave.
DJ: Hello, Dave. What’s your word?
Dave: Goan… spellt G-O-A-N, pronounced go-an.
DJ: …You’re correct, Dave! Goan is not in the dictionary! Now, for a trip to Bali: what sentence could you use that word in that would make sense.
Dave: Goan F*CK yourself!
The DJ cut the caller short, and took other calls, which all were unsuccessfull, until:
DJ: 96FM here, What’s your name?
Caller: Hi, me name’s Jeff.
DJ: Jeff, what’s your word?\
Jeff: Smee…spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ’smee’.
DJ: …you’re correct, Jeff, ’smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?
Jeff: Smee again! Goan F*CK yourself!!