Q & A puns

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Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

Q: How do you get holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it.

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.

Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Cuatro sinko.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A: A pachydermatologist.

Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

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