Q & A puns
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: How do you get holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it.
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Cuatro sinko.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A: A pachydermatologist.
Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.