Quadraplegic
(Please don’t take offense to any of these, have fun and the best one is at the end)
WHAT DO YOU CALL A QUADRAPLEGIC …
Swimming…
Bob
Holding on to someones neck…
Ty
Lying on your porch…
Matt
In a hole…
Phil
Lying on the bathroom floor with his mouth open…
John
Floating in your toilet…
Apu
Hanging from a tree branch…
Leif
Under a car…
Jack
On the end of a shovel…
Doug
Lying in your yard with a lot of cuts…
Moe
In a frying pan…
Pam
In your mailbox…
Bill
That has just been thrown…
Chuck
Someone is talking into…
Mike
AND NOW FOR THE FINALE!! WHAT DO YOU CALL A QUADRIPLEGIC WATERSKIING…
SKIP!!!