Quadraplegic

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(Please don’t take offense to any of these, have fun and the best one is at the end)

WHAT DO YOU CALL A QUADRAPLEGIC …

Swimming…
Bob

Holding on to someones neck…
Ty

Lying on your porch…
Matt

In a hole…
Phil

Lying on the bathroom floor with his mouth open…
John

Floating in your toilet…
Apu

Hanging from a tree branch…
Leif

Under a car…
Jack

On the end of a shovel…
Doug

Lying in your yard with a lot of cuts…
Moe

In a frying pan…
Pam

In your mailbox…
Bill

That has just been thrown…
Chuck

Someone is talking into…
Mike

AND NOW FOR THE FINALE!! WHAT DO YOU CALL A QUADRIPLEGIC WATERSKIING…

SKIP!!!

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