Quality time with the family

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There was this family of 3 brothers named Somebody, Nobody, Everybody, and their cousin Crazy.

One night the four boys wanted to go out drinking at a bar. They all drank beer and were having fun. Everybody and Crazy had decided that they had all they wanted to drink.

On the other hand, Somebody and Nobody still wanted to drink even though they were already drunk. As they continued to drink they started to say bad things to one another and started to fight. Everybody saw this and told Crazy to call 911 while he tried to stop the fight.

When Crazy called the police station, an officer answer and said, “Police department, may I help you?”. Crazy said, “Please come to the bar a few blocks from the basketball court because there is a fight.”

The officer replied back, “Who is fighting and is there anyone injured?”

Crazy said to the officer, “Quick, hurry up Somebody is beating up Nobody and Everybody is going nuts.”

The officer replied back, “What! are you crazy?!”

Crazy replied back, “Yes, now hurry up!”

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