questions from the edge

If cigarettes are “coffin nails” is chewing tobacco “coffin glue”?

If a “bakers dozen” is 13 is a “politicians dozen” 11?

When it says “Sodium Free” is the product free of sodium or are they not charging you for the salt?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

After a desert sandstorm do trucks go around and put ice on the roads?

If a couch potato eats french fries is it considered cannibalism?

If two lovers share the same case of mono, why isn’t it called duo?

If you filled a toilet with water from the bemuda triangle would it eliminate the need to flush?

Has anyone really killed two birds with the same stone?

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