Quicker than the Patch

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I was puzzled when a friend with a local newspaper remarked: “I think I’ll take a look at who has given up smoking today.”

Thinking that the paper had come up with a novel, human-interest column, I peered over his shoulder, only to find that he was looking at the death notices!

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