Quickie Blonde jokes
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow stepped on her.
How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for French fries.
What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?
The back of her head.
What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde’s ear?
Data transfer
Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for the darkroom she was building.