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Quotes to Ponder…

“Someday we’ll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.”

“We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a “No Fear” T-shirt.” –Lev L. Spiro

“There’s no real need to do housework — after four years it doesn’t get any worse.”

“Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.” –Dykstra

“O give me a home, Where the buffalo roam, Where the deer and the antelope play, Where seldom is heard A discouraging word, ‘Cause what can an antelope say?”

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