Rabbi’s Bike
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Loading ...There was a Rabbi that would always ride his bike. One day a priest noticed that the Rabbi wasn’t on his bike. So the priest stopped him and asked, “Where’s your bike? You are always riding it.”
The Rabbi said, “I had it yesterday and I think someone stole it.”
The priest said, “The next time you preach say the 10 commandments. Then when you get on I shall not steal the robber is bound to come out.”
So a week went by and the priest was walking down the street and he saw the rabbi on his bike. The priest stopped and said, “I guess my idea worked for you.”
The Rabbi said, “Not like you would have thought.”
The priest said, “What do you mean?”
The rabbi said, “Well, when I got to ‘Thou shall not commit adultery’ I remembered where I left my bike.”
