Rabid Man

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The tough businessman was feeling very ill and went to see the doctor.

The doc examined him and backed away, saying, “I’m extremely sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal.”

In shock, the man said, “Could you give me a pen and paper?”

“Do you want to write your will?”

“No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite.”

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