Ready Teddy
A little teddy bear was skipping down the forest path one day singing to herself, “I’m a Ready Teddy, I’m a Ready Teddy.”
Suddenly a big old grizzly bear reached out of the bushes and grabbed the little teddy. The ground shook, branches, limbs and dirt flew in all directions.
Finally all was quiet as the little teddy staggered out of the bushes onto the path. As she wobbled on her way she was muttering to herself, “I’m a ruined bruin, I’m a ruined bruin!”