REAL Product Warning Labels
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”
On Tesco’s Tirimisu Dessert: “Do not turn upside down.”
(Printed on bottom of box.)
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”
On Boot’s CHILDREN’S cough medicine: “Do not drive car or
operate heavy machinery.”
On Nytol (a sleep aid): “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
On a Korean kitchen knife: “Warning - - keep out of children.”
On a string of Christmas lights from China: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
On Sainsbury’s Peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.”
On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.”
On German headphones: “Do not increase volume past threshold
of pain.”
On a packet of Sunmaid Raisins: “Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?”