Real Quotes from Star Wars

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(Except the word ‘panties’ has been substituted.)

A tremor in the panties. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

You are unwise to lower your panties.

We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those panties, up or down.

She must have hidden the plans in her panties.

These panties may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.

I find your lack of panties disturbing.

These panties contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

Han will have those panties down. We’ve got to give him more time.

General Veers, prepare your panties for a surface assault.

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my panties back home.

TK-421…Why aren’t you in your panties?

Lock the door…and hope they don’t have panties.

Governor Tarkin, I recognized your foul panties when I was brought on board.

You look strong enough to pull the panties off a Gundark.

Luke…help me take…these panties off.

Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your panties.

That blast came from those panties.

Don’t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of panties more heavily guarded than this.

Maybe you’d like it back in your panties, your Highness.

I cannot teach him. The boy has no panties.

You came in those panties? You’re braver than I thought.

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