Really!! Only 3 times!
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Loading ...A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding
anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of
champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the
husband turns to his wife and asks, “Tell me truthfully,
have you ever been unfaithful to me?”
“Well,” she replied, “since you ask, to tell you the truth I
have been unfaithful on three occasions.”
“What? How could you?”
“Let me tell you about it,” she said. “The first time was
back when we were first married. You needed open heart
surgery and we didn’t have the money, so I went to bed
with the surgeon and got him to operate for free.”
“Gee! That was noble of you. And, besides, I guess I
should be grateful. But, tell me, what about the second
time?”
“Do you remember that VP of Sales promotion you
desperately wanted, and they were going to pass you
over for someone else? Well, I went to bed with the
President and he gave you the job.”
“Hell, I think I could have done it on my own. But, then
again, I guess I should be grateful. And so, what about
the third time?”
“Do you remember two years ago when you wanted to
become president of the Golf Club, and you were missing
53 votes…”
