red light, green light
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Loading ...Two men were riding in a car when the driver of the car ran a red light. The passenger, scared of getting pulled over — or worse — warned the driver, “You’d better be careful, you’ll get a ticket!”
The driver replied, “It’s okay, my brother does it all of the time.”
A little further up the road the driver ran yet another red light and treated it with the same regard as the first. Before the passenger could say a word the driver simply said, “Like I told you the first time my brother does it all the time.”
Soon after the last red light they came across they came up to a green light. The driver with cautious eyes slowed down almost to a complete stop and looked both ways and then edged across.
The passenger was quite confused by the thought of slowing down for the wrong light that he asked with mixed sarcasm, “Why exactly did you do that?”
The driver then replied with frustration, “Duh, I was looking for my brother.”
