Redneck Jedi
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You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a can of Bud.
At least one wing of your X-Wing Fighter is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
Any of your female relatives has more chin hair than Yoda.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force while fishing and/or bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, “Shoot, son–come on over to the dark side…it’ll be a hoot.”
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
Your light saber handle is covered in duct tape.
You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
You were the only person drinking Wild Turkey during the cantina scene.
If you hear, “Luke, I am your father…and your uncle.”