Redneck Vasectomy
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Loading ...After having their 12th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger double-wide.
The husband then went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children but they couldn’t afford a costly operation, either.
The doctor told him that there was a home procedure called a redneck vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. Where upon the client said to the doctor, “I may not be the world’s smartest man, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.”
With that, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician also suggested a vasectomy but was told they couldn’t afford one.
Recognizing that the couple was from Alabama, he then informed him to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn’t be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count. “1, 2, 3, 4, 5 … “, at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
