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Loading ...One night as a couple lay down for bed, the husband taps his
wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says, “Honey, I’m sorry. I’ve got
a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.”
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to go to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again…
This time he whispers in her ear, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One day, a father and son were walking along the beach when they came across a dead seagull lying on its back.
Curiously, the son asked, “Daddy, what’s wrong with the bird?”
“There comes a time in your life when you die,” said the father.
“Where do you go when you die?” said the son.
“Up to heaven,” said the father.
“What happens in heaven?” said the son.
“God invites you into his kingdom,” said the father.
“Then, why did God throw this one back?” said the son.
