Rejected Childrens Titles
Titles of Children’s Books you probably WON’T see!
1.Some Kittens Can Fly
2.That’s it, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption
3.Grandpa Gets a Casket
4.The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
5.Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
6.The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
7.Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8.Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9.All Cats Go to Hell
10.The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11.The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
12.Your Nightmares Are Real
13.Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
14.Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
15.Pop! Goes The Hamster…And Other Great Microwave Games
16.You Are Different and That’s Bad
17.The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
18.Dad’s New Wife Robert
19.Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
20.Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
21.Eggs, toliet paper, and your school
22. You were an accident
23. What rich kids have, and you never will