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California winery Franzia has a product out called “Franzia’s Wine-In-A-Box.” It’s a great product for the homeless, because they can get drunk, and then have a place to sleep it off.

Most homeless people eat dinner by scrounging through dumpsters. Like most Americans, they’re on a junk-food diet.

You’d think that homeless people could get jobs at the supermarket pushing carts around, but they have no experience pushing them around empty…..you give a homeless guy a row of shopping carts nested together, and he’s gonna think he’s got his own fleet…..

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