Remote Shopping

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The clerk asked me, “Cash, check or charge?” after ringing up my purchase.

As I fumbled through my wallet, she noticed a remote control for a television set in my purse.

“Do you always carry your TV remote when you go shopping?” she asked.

“No,” I replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the best way to get even with him!”

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