Residential sales call

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A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, and a real mean and tough-looking lady opens the door.

Before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet, exclaiming, “Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn’t do wonders cleaning up that bovine manure, I’ll eat them!.”

She turns to him with a smirk on her face and says, “You want ketchup on that?”

The salesman says, “Why do you ask?”

The woman replies, “We just moved in and haven’t got the electricity turned on, yet.”

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