Retired hooker
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Loading ...A hooker has decided to retire after many years of service. She does not want to spend the remaining years of her life alone, so she decides she wants to get married. She had so many perverted man in the past that she wanted only a virgin male about her age to marry.
She put out a worldwide ad in search of a virgin male around 55 years old. After a few months and thorough background checks she decided on a Australian computer programmer as her choice to marry. She was confident that he had never been with a woman before.
On their honeymoon night she goes to change for her new groom in the bathroom. When she returns her new husband has crammed all the furniture in the room into one corner. She is confused and thinks this is rather kinky, so she says, “I thought you have never been with a woman before.”
He replies, “That’s true, but if it is anything like screwing a kangaroo we are going to need all the room we can get!”
