Reunion Time
Two women met for the first time since graduating from High School.
One asked the other, “Have you managed to live a well-planned life?”
“Oh yes!” said her friend. “First I married a millionaire, then an actor. My third marriage was to a preacher and now I’m married to an undertaker.”
“What do all those marriages have to do with a well-planned life?”
“One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready, and Four to go.”