Revenge is SO sweet…..
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Loading ...Years ago, before “Caller ID” was perfected, I telephoned 911 and exclaimed, “Help! There’s a FIRE at 1234 Maple Street! Please hurry!”
As I heard the sirens wailing in the distance, I dialed the city accounting office and asked to speak to the Administrator. Once he was on the line, I asked, “How much does it cost the city, for the fire department to respond to false alarm calls?”
“Each false alarm costs the taxpayers around $500,” he replied.
“Good!” I shouted, “Now we’re even for that fucking traffic ticket I got last year!”