Right in the heart
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Loading ...An 87 year old lady was going through some tough times and was very discouraged and depressed. She decided she did not want to live anymore and contemplated the different methods of suicide. Finally, she decided that shooting herself directly into the heart would be her best chance of success.
Since she wanted precise accuracy, she called her family Doctor and under the pretext of just wanting to learn more about her heart asked him to tell her the exact location of the heart. The Doctor responded : “Your heart is exactly 2 inches below your left nipple.”
She thanked him, hung up the phone, went to her bedroom, picked up the loaded gun and shot herself in the left knee !!!!!
