Right Terminology

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 1 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Two French brothers were in England, visiting long-lost relatives, their very sophisticated English cousins. Having high tea with Lady Windham, Pierre was making chit-chat: “Tell us about your children, Dear Cousin.”

“Oh,” said the Englishwoman, “alas, I have no children.”

“I see,” pipe in Jean-Claude, “you are FRUITLESS.”

Seeing the expression on Lady Windham’s face, Pierre said, “I think the proper term is UNBEARABLE.”

“Non, non,” corrected Jean-Claude. “I’ve got it now: she’s IMPREGNABLE.”

The lady winced, and Pierre said, “Perhaps the word we’re looking for is INSURMOUNTABLE.”

“Viola! I have it!” exclaimed Jean-Claude. “Our dear cousin is INSCRUTABLE!!!”

Related jokes
  • 7 votes, average: 5 out of 57 votes, average: 5 out of 57 votes, average: 5 out of 57 votes, average: 5 out of 57 votes, average: 5 out of 5 Reverse Psychology (7 votes)
  • 4 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 5 Hillbilly Cop (4 votes)
  • 4 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 54 votes, average: 5 out of 5 Signs it’s Time to Stop Breastfeeding! (4 votes)