rival schools

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My classmate and I come from 2 rival secondary schools. Ever since he knew from what high school I came from, he didn’t stop pestering me about how his school was better than mine.

One day, at the Boy’s C.R. with other classmates, I saw him piss and he did not wash his hands. I said, “When I was in high school, we always washed our hands after taking a leak”.

Caught red-handed and without any good reason, he said, “When I was in high school, we were taught not to pee in our hands!” and left. I never heard any braggings from him since.

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