Roadblock

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Mr. John Smith was travelling home after the annual Christmas office party.

He had more than the legal limit to drink and was pulled off at the road block for an alcohol test..

He was asked to get out his car. The police delayed quite a bit in attending to him (There were plenty of drunken drivers on the road that night), so he decided to go home.

The next morning at 6.00am there is a knock on his door, and it was the traffic police officers who asked, “Why did you leave the roadblock last evening ?” Mr Smith denied this, saying that he was home the whole evening.

He was then instructed to open his garage door. When this was done, the police officer asked him, “Mr Smith, if you were home all evening, can you please explain what this police car is doing in your garage ?”

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