robber and Jesus

One evening a guy broke into a house and began to burglarize it. He started to unhook the t.v when he heard “Jesus is watching you.” He looked around and no one was there. He started to unhook the stero and again heard “Jesus is watching you.” When he turned the corner he saw a parrot. He asked, “Are you the one saying Jesus is watching you?” The parrot answered “yes.” Then he asked the parrot what his name was, and the parrot said, “Opollo.” The robber then asked, “What kind of stupid person would name there bird Opollo?” “The same stupid person that named there rottweiler Jesus” replied the parrot.

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