Robbery

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A man was walking down a street in Washington. A man walking behind him suddenly pulled out a gun and said, “Gimme all your money, now!”

The victim said, “You can’t do this to me! I’m a Congressman!”

The robber thought for a moment, then said, “In that case, gimme all of MY money!”

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