Robotic Arm
A man who lost his arms in Vietnam won a million dollars and immediately went to a doctor asking for their most advanced arms. The doctor told him that they had a brand new voice activated arm, but it costed one million dollars so he could only get one. The man agreed and got the arm.
One day he goes to a bar to show off the arm to his buddies. He tells the arm to pick up his drink, and then to let him take a sip. All his friends were really impressed.
After awhile he has to go to the bathroom. He tells the arm to pull out his dick and after he is done he says, “Give it a little shake.”
The arm does it and the man sort of likes it. He make sure nobody is around and then says, “Give it another shake,” it does this and the man gets a boner.
“Jerk it off!” he yells, and the arm pulls off his dick.
“Fuck Me!” he screams and the arms shoves the dick up his own ass and starts fucking him.
He then said, “Holy Shit, would you look at that!” and the arm pulled his dick out of his ass and shoved it in one of his eyes.