Rolling…
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Loading ...A man is in a grocery store, just strolling around. And after a few minutes a clerk sees him and goes to ask if he can give him any assistance.
The man replies, “No thanks, I’m just here to buy some tampons for my wife…”
So the clerk leaves him alone and returns to his till. A while later the same man walks up to the till carrying a big bag of cotton, and some string. So the clerk asks, “Wern’t you here to buy your wife some tampons?”
And man looks as him and says, “Well, last week the bitch made me roll my own cigarettes!”