Rooney on ads in bills:

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Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now?

As if bills aren’t distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels . . . I write, “Could you throw this away for me? Thank you.”

– Andy Rooney

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