Rooney on Prisons:

Did you know that it costs forty thousand dollars a year to house each prisoner?

Jeez, for forty thousand bucks a piece I’ll take a few prisoners into my house.

I sometimes live in Los Angeles. I already have bars on the windows.

I don’t think we should give free room and board to criminals.

I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a treadmill and generate electricity.

And if they don’t want to run, they can rest in the chair that’s hooked up to the generator.

– Andy Rooney

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