Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew
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Loading ...1.If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
2.Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up, put it down.
3.Birthdays, Valentines and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present, again!
4.Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
5.Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
6.Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.
7.Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
8.Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.
9.Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
10.No, we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.
11.Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
12.Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we!
