Rules that guys wished girls knew
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Loading ...* If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
* Learn to work the toilet seat. When the lid is up, put it down.
* Birthdays, valentines, and anniversaries are not quests to find that perfect present….again.
* If you ask a question you don’t want an answered, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
* Sometimes we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
* Sunday sports — it’s like the full moon, or the changing of the tides. It can’t be altered, so just let it be.
* Don’t ask us what we’re thinking, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex, shortstops, or carburetors.
* Shopping is not a “sport”.
* Anything you wear is fine. Really! But we prefer you naked, most of the time.
* You have enough clothes.
* You have too many shoes.
* Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
* No, we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark all
anniversaries & important dates on a calendar.
* Yes, peeing standing up is harder than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometime.
* Most guys own 2 or 3 pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair out if 30 would look good with your dress?
* Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
* A headache that lasts for 17 days is a problem. See a doctor.
* Your mom doesn’t have to be our best friend.
* Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
* Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
* If something we said can be interpreted 2 ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one.
* You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, but not both.
* Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
* Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
* Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
