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2 photographers are filming lions in the African plains when the lions notice them and begin to walk towards them.
One photographer starts to change into a pair of Nike running shoes.

‘No use doing that, you’ll never out run a lion,’ the second photographer says

The first guy replies, ‘I don’t give a fuck about the lion, as long as I outrun you I’ll be fine.’

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