Running a Red Light
A police officer in his car sees a driver out in the open turn on a red light. The cop drives up to the car right away, pulls it over and walks to the driver, seeing that it was a foreigner.
“That was a red light over there.”
She replied, “I know, so?”
“Well, in this country, you can’t turn on a red light.”
“But the sign said no right turns on red so I made a left.”