Sadam and Clinton’s Dreams

Sadam called President Clinton and said: “Bill, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of American, and it was beautiful, and on top of every building, there was a flag.”

Clinton said, “Sadam, what was on the flag?”

Sadam said, “Allah is G-d, G-d is Allah.”

Clinton said, “You know, Sadam, I’m really glad you called because last night I had a dream, too. I could see all of Bagdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt. And on every building, there was a flag.”

Sadam said, “Bill, what was on the flags?”

Clinton replied, “I really don’t know. I can’t read Hebrew!”

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