Saddam and Bill’s Dreams

Saddam Hussein called President Clinton and said: “Bill, I called you because I had this dream last night. I could see all of America and it was beautiful, and on top of every building there was a beautiful banner.”

Clinton asked, “What was on the banner?”

Saddam responded, “It said Alla is God, God is Alla.”

Clinton said: “You know Saddam, I’m really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too.
I could see all of Baghdad and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner.”

Saddam said: “What was on the banner?”

Clinton replied: “I really don’t know… I don’t read Hebrew.”

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