Saddle Up!

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My wife and I went to a “Dude Ranch” in Texas. The cowboy, preparing the horses, asked my city wife if she wanted a Western or an English saddle. She asked him what the difference was.

When he told her that one had a horn and one didn’t, she replied, “The one without the horn is fine. I don’t expect we’ll run into too much traffic out here.”

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