Safari

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Three men - an Engineer, an Artist and Bill Clinton - go on safari when a huge elephant ambles out of the bush.

The Engineer looks at the animal and thinks:
“What a powerful beast, if only my employees could come up with something as efficient as that”.

The Artist thinks:
“If only we could catch him, we could make lots of beautiful things with his hide.”

And Bill Clinton thinks:
“I wonder what the elephant thinks of me!”

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