Safari
Three men - an Engineer, an Artist and Bill Clinton - go on safari when a huge elephant ambles out of the bush.
The Engineer looks at the animal and thinks:
“What a powerful beast, if only my employees could come up with something as efficient as that”.
The Artist thinks:
“If only we could catch him, we could make lots of beautiful things with his hide.”
And Bill Clinton thinks:
“I wonder what the elephant thinks of me!”