Sage Comments from Smart Women
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Loading ...“I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…. and I also know that I’m not blonde.”
-Dolly Parton-
“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.”
-Erica Jong-
“I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don’t even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.”
-Rita Rudner-
“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.”
-Rita Rudner-
“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.”
-Wendy Liebman-
“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
-Erma Bombeck-
“If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.”
-Sue Grafton-
“I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on.”
-Roseanne Barr-
“I think, therefore I’m single.”
-Lizz Winstead-
“When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.”
-Elayne Boosler-
“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”
-Maryon Pearson-
“I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.”
-Gilda Radner-
“In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.”
-Margaret Thatcher-
“I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.”
-Gloria Steinem-
“Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.”
-Gloria Steinem-
“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.”
-Marie Corelli-
“Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.”
-Baroness Edith-Summerskill
“If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it, to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?”
-Linda Ellerbee-
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man. I keep his house.”
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
“Nobody can make you feel inferior without your Permission.”
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
