Sailor Met Blonde
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Loading ...A sailor met a good-looking blonde at the bar and was trying to get laid without much success. “I don’t date servicemen,” she said, “but I am curious as to why you sailors have those two rows of buttons on your pants.”
“Why, that’s because we have two dicks,” the sailor replied.
“Interesting. Probably twice as much fun, I would think,” replied the blonde.
“Let’s go to my place and try them out.”
So they did, and after the first episode, the blonde says, “Boy, that sure was nice. Now that I’m rested and still horny, I want the other one.”
The sailor undid the other row of buttons, pulled out a limp, weary dick, looked at it and sadly declared, “Well, I’ll be damned! He’s pouting because he wasn’t FIRST!”
