Salesman’s Day

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The dildo salesman walked up to the door of a beautiful white woman and knocked. He showed her the dildos in his case and she purchased a large black one.

At the next home he was greeted by a beautiful black woman who, after looking over the dildos in his case, purchased a large white one.

At the third door he knocked and a beautiful blonde came to the door. She looked in his case and said, “Oh, I’ll take the silver one.”

When the salesman returned home that evening his wife questioned him about the day he had had. “It was a great day. I sold a black dildo to a white woman, and a white dildo to a black woman, and this blonde - she even bought my thermos!”

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