Say WHO?
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. All night the host kept calling his wife by endearing terms like Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
Bernie looked at his friend and remarked, “That’s really nice, that after all the years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names.”
The other man hung his head and whispered, “To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago.”