Sayings to Live By…..
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Loading ...An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears that this is true.
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
It’s easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them.
I don’t mind going nowhere as long as it’s an interesting path.
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.
It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
I don’t get even, I get odder.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
I considered atheism but there weren’t enough holidays.
I am an escapee of a political correction facility.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
I am having an out of money experience.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
If it weren’t for me, there’d just be a pile of my clothes on the floor.
I am not a perfectionist. My parents
were, though.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time, his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.
Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
The world won’t end today….It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
Character is what you are.
Reputation is what people think you are.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn’t understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it.
If you can’t ignore it, top it.
If you can’t top it, laugh at it.
If you can’t laugh at it, it’s probably deserved.
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
