Scent of the Day
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Loading ...This little old lady lives New York and after a long day goes home to her hotel. She passes the doorman and heads for the elevator. She pushes her floor, number 15, and the elevator begins to rise, but eventually stops on the third floor. Suddenly, this beautiful brunette walks into the elevator. As the elevator resumes ascending, the old lady begins sniffing the brunette. The brunette tosses her hair back and says, “Calvin Klein, $75 an ounce.”
The elevator once again stops, and this drop-dead gorgeous blonde steps in. Once again, the old lady begins sniffing. The blonde shakes her head and says, “Elizabeth Taylor, $150 an ounce.”
Well, the elevator finally reaches the fifteenth floor, and as the old lady steps off, she bends over and farts. Then, as the doors are closing, she says, “Steamed broccolli, $2.99 a pound!”
