‘Schultz is dead!’
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Loading ...A man was walking through the park when he noticed a woman crying her heart out.
“What’s wrong?” he asked.
“Schultz is dead! Schultz is dead! Boo hoo hoo!” the woman sobbed.
Since he did not know who Schultz was, the man moved on. Then he came upon another woman crying.
“Schultz is dead!” wailed this woman. The man just went on his way.
Along the way, he met another woman crying. Then another. And another. And another. All of them were saying the same thing, “Schultz is dead!”
Then he came upon a sight which made him stop. What he saw was hundreds of crying women crowded around a derailed street car which had apparently been involved in an accident. All of the women were wailing, “Schultz is dead! Schultz is dead!”
He went nearer the accident scene and there he saw the street car had run over a man who had literally been torn to pieces.. All that was left of the accident victim that the man could see was his right arm, left hand, legs and his penis.
Well, the man was so startled by what he saw that he decided to go home. When he got home, he said to his wife, “Hey, Honey. I just saw the darndest thing. Out on Main Street, a street car had ran over a man and cut off his penis. I swear it had to be a foot and a half long!”
“Oh no! Schultz is dead! Schultz is dead!” his wife burst out crying.